• POLITICS A+

    • zeromancy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMluz0R1LU#t=0m53s
    • hellospaceman: james
    • hellospaceman: if i was your pony
    • hellospaceman: would you play this song while riding me?
    • zeromancy: it is mandatory that this song be played any time i'm not wearing a shirt
    • zeromancy: so yes.
    • hellospaceman: what kind of monster rides a pony while wearing a shirt
    • zeromancy: liberals.
    • hellospaceman: liberal ponies are unicorns
    • zeromancy: because they're horny
    • hellospaceman: no because they live in a fantasy land!
    • zeromancy: everyone knows conservatives don't have sex
    • zeromancy: WOOP WOOP WOOP
    • zeromancy: you basically just won at politics
    #lol  

    • 7 months ago

  • i think i was a dinosaur: your computer is not scary →

    trizerotops:

    i just read an alienware ad that says, and i am quoting here, “Take command immediately with Alienware’s all-new, anodized aluminum case design that includes motorized vents for managing your thermals and intimidating the competition.”

    ignoring the absolute retardation of the idea of putting…

    • 7 months ago

  • bane of your existence

    • <AccelR8> funny no one knew who Tom Hardy was when we were working on inception
    • <AccelR8> we were shooting in the mountains, and the DP said go in tight on Tom Hardy, and the camera guy was like "whos tom hardy"
    • <AccelR8> and the DP yelled HES A FUCKING MOVIE STAR
    #he's  
    #a  
    #movie  
    #star  

    • 8 months ago

  • oh no no no no no no no no

    • <&KosherSalami> Rapper Flo Rida was arrested Thursday on suspicion of drunken driving, police said.
    • <&KosherSalami>
    • <&KosherSalami> Miami Beach police said officers spotted the South Florida artist, whose real name is Tramar Dillard, driving his 2008 Bugatti erratically in the early morning hours.
    • <&KosherSalami> does this mean we get to be spared some shitty rap for a few months?
    • <&KosherSalami> also why is he driving a 3 year old Bugatti, i thought rappers always had to have the latest MY
    • <@hello_spaceman> shawty had them apple sours shots
    • <@hello_spaceman> tequila with the lime
    • <@hello_spaceman> had the bartender bring out the best wine
    • <@hello_spaceman> he hit the floor
    • <@hello_spaceman> next thing you know
    • <@el_bombastico> NO STOP IT
    • <@hello_spaceman> shawty got pulled over by the po po po po po po po po
    • <@el_bombastico> NO MORE SHITTY LYRICS
    • <@hello_spaceman> fuck you my po po joke was awesome
    • <@el_bombastico> ok the last line was funny
    • <@hello_spaceman> thank you
    #shawty  
    #got  

    • 8 months ago

  • comedy gold

    • <gastropoda> holy shit
    • <gastropoda> http://www.pcworld.com/article/228632/new_sony_hack_nabs_user_data_of_2000_customers.html
    • <gastropoda> SONY.
    • <hello_spaceman> they should just change their name to SORY
    • <&IceOrb> spaceman
    • <&IceOrb> that joke was a little too good
    • <&IceOrb> like I enjoyed the hell out of it
    • <&IceOrb> had a really good out loud laugh
    #sorry  
    #sony  

    • 9 months ago

  • poor pies :(

    • zeromancy: oh god the chick from claire voyant got fat
    • zeromancy: before
    • zeromancy: http://tinyurl.com/6ed7mfd
    • zeromancy: oh god wtf
    • zeromancy: pretty hot, basically goth paramore
    • zeromancy: time passes
    • zeromancy: a million tiny pies scream and are silenced all at once
    • zeromancy: http://img145.imageshack.us/i/clairevoyant5tp.gif/sr=1
    • zeromancy: my boner dies.
    #fat  
    #people  
    #are  
    #pie  

    • 9 months ago

  • sup bro

    • hellospaceman: When are you starting your new job?
    • zeromancy: never apparently seeing as how i can't get ahold of anyone
    • zeromancy: the obvious solution is to become a hobo
    • hellospaceman: welcome to my life
    • hellospaceman: Let's be hobos together
    • hellospaceman: brobos
    • zeromancy: hobros
    • hellospaceman: yours is better
    #hobros  
    #4  
    #lyfe  

    • 10 months ago

  • SNOT SNOT EVERYWHERE

    • spaceman: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh3g09D9Wn1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
    • spaceman: god damn
    • sigma: hahahaha
    • sigma: I swear the internet
    • sigma: gets everywhere
    • sigma: like a boogery sneeze
    #WIPE  
    #YOUR  
    #NOSE  
    #OR  
    #DON'T  
    #YOU  
    #CARE?  

    • 1 year ago

  • HAPPY CLICHED ANTI-VALENTINE SENTIMENT GOES HERE DAY

    • dinosaur muffins: tonight at MMA some super angry manhater was all HIT ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN I AM NOT SOME LITTLE GIRL
    • dinosaur muffins: so i did
    • dinosaur muffins: and she went airborne.
    • dinosaur muffins: roundhouse to the face you fucking feminazi
    • hello: spaceman: what did you get for valentine's?
    • dinosaur muffins: i got to kick an angry chick in the head
    #pow  
    #right  
    #in  
    #the  
    #kisser  

    • 1 year ago

  • AIN'T DAT DA TROOF

    • dinosaur muffins: hey let's go get degrees in women's studies
    • Capn Beeb: Ok
    • Capn Beeb: *opens cereal box*
    • Capn Beeb: There we are.
    • Capn Beeb: Oh cool I got a art degree too!
    #troof  
    #hurts  
    #brosef  

    • 1 year ago